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- Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
- When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer… — Erma Bombeck
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times… — Erma Bombeck
- As everyone, you do end up becoming your mother, but also as you're acting, I find out you become every member of… — Helena Bonham Carter
- When I was little, my parents really only wanted me to be a scientist or a doctor; they had never even heard… — Amy Chua
- No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right.… — Harry S. Truman
- Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial. — Sydney Biddle Barrows
- [That night] I was sitting by Jack Nicholson with my long list of thanks, and I said, `I'm so nervous. I don't… — Javier Bardem
- Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother — Robin Williams
- Chinese Americans, when you try to understand what things in you are Chinese, how do you separate what is peculiar to childhood,… — Maxine Hong Kingston
- I will look after you and I will look after anybody you say needs to be looked after, any way you say.… — Maya Angelou
- While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up… — Bill Cosby