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• When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And…
• I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest…
• I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
• They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff…
• Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
• As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change…
• Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at…
• Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
• They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.

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