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• Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
• I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to…
• On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice,…
• I was an angst-y journal writing kid.
• I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.
• Writing a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.
• Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences…
• I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my…
• I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy…
• I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of…
• The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you…
• The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but…

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