Best Your Girlfriend Sayings
181 Your Girlfriend quotes by 139 unique authors
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I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. “I’m no expert,”…
— Richelle Mead
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Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
— Lyor Cohen
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You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.
— Jack Nicholson
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It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.
— Jason Isaacs
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Love your girlfriend like she is the only girl in this world, make her feel that she only needs you when she is sad to…
— Aqeb Fardeen
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If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great!
— Nikhil Saluja
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Just because you hook up with someone,Doesn't mean push your other friend's a side.-__- No it doesn't.You should have time for her/him and your friends..Simple.If…
— Jasmine
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If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
— Nikhil Saluja
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We talk more than you and your girlfriend..we're best friends and have tons more in common...why are you with her again..?
— Superman
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If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Your girlfriend takes so much time to get dressed not because she wants other men to like her but because she wants other men to…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Do not treat me like I'm one of your friends that you like to call your homie? Im your girlfriend not someone to fuck around…
— By Me
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Were just friends but you treat me like your girlfriend we have been with each other since pre-k and now you want to start dating…
— Me Nicole Martinez
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When you say your girlfriend I'm fine, but he knows that there is a disaster coming hahaha
— Zakaria
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Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE! YEAH 'CAUSE YOUR…
— Jasmine
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When you take your girlfriend/wife out to eat. And she has to pay! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!
— Dj Adams
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Never make your girlfriend crying cause it will be ironic if someone else wipe her tears
— Alvin
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If you found out your girlfriend cuts,and you can over look it then its love.If you can kiss the scars on her skin and tell…
— Jazzy
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A gentleman respects every women in his life. If you can't respect your own mother, forget about respecting your girlfriend.
— James Merrow
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Dear boyfriend, thank you for being my bestfriend thank you for falling in love with me and letting me fall in love with you thank…
— Cassandra Crosby
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And the last one... YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T CHEAT YOUR SUCH A LIAR I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEES THIS. (WHO EVER YOU ARE IM…
— CORAL
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No matter How Good a Person you are but still you will never help your girlfriend/wife pregnancy... Some things in Life can't be helped no…
— Junior Dè Rèál Testament
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I am the ex who your girlfriend will stalk, who your mother will miss and who you hated to lose
— Sarah Moores
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Don't let your girlfriend change her mind before you change yours. Otherwise she will let you f**k alone the street.
— Emmanuel Plove
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139 authors contributed a total of 181 Your Girlfriend Quotes, led by these top contributors: