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Wilson Mizner has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Failure has gone to his head.
• He's a trellis for varicose veins.
• He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
• You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
• The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
• What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in…
• Count 10 over him - he'll get up
• A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
• Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
• Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
• God help those who do not help themselves.
• Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

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