You Know What Happens Quotes

22 You Know What Happens quotes by 19 unique authors

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled. — Ellen DeGeneres
You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again. — Rosie O'Donnell
Well, you know what happens to crime when the heat goes up. — James Hansen
Do you know what happens when an Arabian woman dances? She does not dance: she protests, she loves, she cries, she makes love, she dreams,… — Unknown Author
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. — Jack Handey
At this time of crisis we cannot be concerned solely with ourselves, withdrawing into loneliness, discouragement and a sense of powerlessness in the face of… — Pope Francis
Do you know what happens after you lose the Super Bowl? The world ends. It just stops. — Joe Kapp
I wouldn't be honest if I told you that in some moment of my life I had a lot of rage - probably hate -… — Michelle Bachelet
I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's… — Magnus
My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. — John Travolta
Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There… — Terry Pratchett
If God is an author and the universe is the biggest novel ever written, I may feel as if I'm the lead character in the… — Dean Koontz
If it was as logical as that, I wouldn't continue to feel as bad as I do. I know what you're saying, and you're absolutely… — Jonathan Carroll
You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash. — Bill Maher
Beatrix, do you know what happens to girls who ask such naughty questions?” “They’re ravished in haylofts?” she inquired hopefully. — Lisa Kleypas
I know about parabatai,” said Magnus, an angry, dark undercurrent to his voice. “I’ve known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do… — Cassandra Clare
Do you know what happens when you always look before you leap?" She reached out and touched his hand before hurrying toward the door. "You… — Nora Roberts
You like him because he's a lost boy. Believe me, I've seen it happen before. But do you know what happens to girls who love… — David Levithan
You know what happens to girls who loves lost boys? They become lost themselves. — David Levithan
Do you know what happens when you simply remove the 't from the word Can't? Once you figure it out, do it; because that word… — Eric Nickel
Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing! — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These You Know What Happens Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 22 You Know What Happens Quotes as follows: