You Fart Quotes

11 You Fart quotes by 8 unique authors

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the… — Charlescliq
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the… — Unknown Author
'Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.' 'When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made… — SweetangelUnknown
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust. — Evan Ceaser
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your pants and make… — Evan Ceaser
That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Unknown Author
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk
Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the room — Unkown
I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident! — Kris Jenner
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These You Fart Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 11 You Fart Quotes as follows: