You Buy Me Quotes
- Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. — Janis Joplin
- Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. — Janis Joplin
- Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? — Bill Watterson
- First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day.… — Kelley Armstrong
- Take you on the ave and you buy me links. Now I wanna pound the Putang until it stinks. — A Tribe Called Quest