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Yogi Quotes by Yogi Berra
- A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I…
- When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
- If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to baseball commissioner Bud…
- Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
- Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat…
- Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
More Yogi Quotes
- A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make… — Yogi Berra
- When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back. — Yogi Berra
- My meditation techniques ARE dangerous. In fact there cannot be any meditation techniques which are not dangerous. If they are not dangerous,… — Rajneesh
- Be thou a true yogi. A yogi who understands that everything he's looking for is really inside himself. Learn to live more… — Goswami Kriyananda
- Those that only take a nibble here and a nibble there will never attain anything ... Those who really want to be… — Swami Vivekananda
- The greatest dread of ordinary man is death, with its rude imposition interrupting fortuitous plans and fondest attachments with an unknown and… — Paramahansa Yogananda
- Assign Yogi Berra to Cape Canaveral; he could handle any missile. — Marianne Moore
- Some of the stuff about Yogi energy is really fascinating. — Kathy Acker