Year Old Quotes

1036 Year Old quotes by 850 unique authors

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on… — Jonah Hill
The old people still have the attitude of a 13 year old — Tamika-leeigh
I don't care how old and bad you are, when a 2 year old hands you a toy cell phone, you better answer that phone! — Onyxx Monopoly
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Shaking from my workout but no longer will I have the strength of a 5 year old...More like an 8 year old at this point.… — Sarah Hyland
The normal 21-year-old doesn't have to worry about their night out being put on TMZ. — Lauren Conrad
With the same sex marriage bill signed by the Queen going through Parliament. It wont be long before Guy's kissing each other in Public will… — Kyle MacDonald
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump — Nikhil Saluja
I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap, I'm like a four-year-old. — Ed Westwick
If I look PISSED OFF then I must be doing something right !!!! mum made me go to the PARTY for a 4 year old… — Gold
Heres me as a 13 year old in the year 2000 — Rokku Hikari
Here's me as a 4 year old in 1991 — Rokku Hikari
Here me in a fucking 14 year old in 2001 — Rokku Hikari
I just hired a nineteen year-old russian girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now, where the fuck am I going to get some… — Nikhil Saluja
No matter how smart you think you are,talk to a three year old and see how much you know. — Tyler Salyers
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja
My 6 year old niece just told me she loved me, then pointed at chocolates and asked me to buy one. ALL YOU WOMEN ARE… — Ritu Ghatourey
No matter how cool you think you are if a 2 year old gave you a phone youd pretend to answer it. — Levita Charin
I've got eighteen-year-old twins that need to go to college, so there's still a financial issue, but I could retire tomorrow and just count ducks… — Jonathan Banks
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20 I'll wait FOREVER.… — Unknown Author
I done lived more than an 80 year old man still kicking, because they live for some moments and I live for a living. — Big Sean
Not sure if this 2 year old is trying to break the Guinness world record for breath-holding or drowning. — Nikhil Saluja
Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online. — Nikhil Saluja
8 year old kids today have Facebook, MacBook pro, iPhone, iPad. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination — Rashida Rowe
I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down (pull me down) The kind of dark that haunts a hundred year old house… — Unknown Author

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