Yards Quotes

453 Yards quotes by 385 unique authors

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. — Will Ferrell
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. — W.C. Fields
I always wanted to play Lestrade of Scotland Yard 'cause he's a buffoon that gets to wear a uniform. I thought that would be fun. — Tom Hanks
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape… — Lyndon B. Johnson
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're… — Harmon Killebrew
Sure, you can mix the flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, and the whole nine yards, but why wouldn't you just pull out a box of… — Sandra Lee
Let me explain my job very simply: My job is to line up five, seven, 10 yards in front of a man and run into… — Ray Lewis
Southern political personalities, like sweet corn, travel badly. They lose flavor with every hundred yards away from the patch. By the time they reach New… — A J Liebling
I was in my yard and thought that the tree was a living being. We take trees for granted. We don't believe they are as… — Ziggy Marley
Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard. — Paul McCartney
I flew a full string of 35 combat missions over some of the most heavily defended targets in Europe. We were hitting Hitler's oil refineries,… — George McGovern
There are a lot of 'chicken Christians.' Chickens are generally afraid of life, and they seldom fly or reach their potential in life. And when… — Joyce Meyer
There'll be moments when I'm out in the prison yard, chatting with the cast and the crew, getting ready to shoot a scene. And then… — Wentworth Miller
I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it… — Walter Mosley
When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those. — Nick Offerman
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's back yard. — Jesse Owens
I developed my training routine going into my senior year at Jackson State. I found this sandbank by the Pearl River near my hometown, Columbia,… — Walter Payton
Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute… — Ross Perot
'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of being in a… — Matthew Perry
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee… — Iggy Pop
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. — Dennis Quaid
The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me. — Seth Rogen
Where I fall down is my short game. I don't practice enough, and when I have to take a half swing from 50 yards out,… — Pete Sampras
The thing about Mumbai is you go five yards and all of human existence is revealed. It's an incredible cavalcade of life, and I love… — Julian Sands
My family wasn't terribly affluent and looked upon money very carefully as something that had to be saved, not spent. My father built the ducting… — Wilbur Smith

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