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Wrong Quotes by Daniel Handler
- The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration for 'All The Wrong Questions'.
- How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed makes you kissable, like feeling…
- The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights.
- I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
- It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong…
- There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of…
- Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to…
- But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two…
- One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong…
- I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let…
- I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. You can look at a painting for the first time,…
- The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with…
- I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
- Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will ever know why.
- ...there's nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.
- You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage to say so.
- It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows,…
- ...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.
- When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it…
- Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I probably won't hit…
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- What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words and put… — Erykah Badu
- Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously… — Russell Baker
- Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked… — Stephen Baldwin