Would Quotes

16027 Would quotes by 8512 unique authors

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the… — Charles Barkley
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. — Roseanne Barr
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad… — Dave Barry
Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not… — Drew Barrymore
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone… — Roseanne Barr
I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to… — Roseanne Barr
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have… — Roseanne Barr
To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline… — Roseanne Barr
If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher. — Syd Barrett
A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be. — James M. Barrie
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do. — Edward Abbey
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that… — Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient… — Dave Barry
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. — Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find… — Dave Barry
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry
If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would… — Lynda Barry
If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately. — Lynda Barry
I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always… — Lynda Barry
Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful… — Lynda Barry
I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't… — Lynda Barry
I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it… — Lynda Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of… — Todd Barry
A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? — Drew Barrymore

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