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187 Wooden quotes by 167 unique authors

Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot on a wooden… — Kelley Armstrong
When I write this in bed, I can almost hear the echo of the wind over the sand, or the groans of wooden panels around… — Lucy Christopher
I built up these lumber piles of love, and with fourteen boards each I built little houses, so that your eyes, which I adore and… — Pablo Neruda
When I was 9 years old, I really wanted to be in the show business. I really wanted to be an artist. I would grab… — Ricky Martin
The truth is, I would do anything for Alan Rudolph. If he asked me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels, I would.… — Lesley Ann Warren
John Wooden made a name as a coach but also a life as a mentor. — Don Yaeger
Just as we can no longer pretend that ducking under wooden desks will keep us safe from a nuclear bomb, we must no longer pretend… — Mike Quigley
By the year 1670, wooden chimneys and log houses of the Plymouth and Bay colonies were replaced by more sightly houses of two stories, which… — Alice Morse Earle
Peter was 2 years and 10 months old when we began to study him. He was afraid of a white rat, and this fear extended… — Mary C. Jones
Thirty years ago, we were in a movie theater and thought it was so cool because we were finally delivered from the horrors of stained… — Bill Hybels
My mother would put me on a wooden box at the stove and tell me to call her if certain things would happen. Like if… — Paul Prudhomme
If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference to the movie Team America in which puppets appear to… — Bill Maher
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes. — Jack Handy
He chopped up peppers, mixed them with vinegar and Avery Island salt, put the mixture in wooden barrels to age and funneled the resulting sauce… — Unknown Author
Thing for masses does not have a soul. Everything for masses is designed for stamped people with wooden heads. Wood is not the most suitable… — Ilkin Santak
I could tell I was going to like this guy. We partied hard the rest of the night and I dont remember much, just the… — Jade
I miss thoses good times. Thoses times where I would be with a group of boys and get in trouble by breaking shit. I miss… — Jazzy
In the middle of nowhere, an old wooden bridge is a golden bridge! — Charlescliq
The wooden walls are the best walls of this kingdom. — Unknown Author
When you repeat, in that wooden and perfunctory way, that our situation is better than others, that we're 'well-placed to weather the storm', I have… — Daniel Hannan
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with… — Mickey Spillane
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron — Joseph Stalin
Lord, be havin' mercy on my soul. I'm havin' the impression that my life goin' to be a bowl of cherries, but it's very hard… — Andre 3000
Say Konichiwa umm, all you niggas know who I am I rock diamond wooden? Threw some pieces on my timing I'm in everything that's fresh… — Tory Lanez
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -… — Anchorman

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