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Wizards Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of…
- There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.
- What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least…
- Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it…
- I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her…
- He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the…
- Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit…
- Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they're there,…
- He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my…
- Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.
- Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean…
- Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.
- Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.
- Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.
- Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.
More Wizards Quotes
- You ought to go to the Wizard of Oz and ask him for some courage. — Unknown Author
- He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as… — J.R.R. Tolkien
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. — Umberto Eco
- Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain. — Jay Leno
- Who am I? is the only question worth asking and the only one never answered. It is your destiny to play an… — Deepak Chopra
- All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure… — Walter Wriston
- This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons, and I… — Kristen Bell
- Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to lead us to… — Thomas Carlyle
- I'm fanatical about movies: African, European, Viking, Roman. I got into witchcraft and magic from watching 'Bewitched' and 'The Wizard of Oz,'… — Afrika Bambaataa
- I love playing all kinds of roles. I hope it doesn’t sound too pretentious, but I always feel human nature is like… — Tom Hiddleston
- I was brought up on the books of The Wizard of Oz and my mother told me that these were great philosophies.… — Ray Bolger
- My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog. But I have not told you the type of dog which I have.… — Jack Nance