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David Wong has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group.…
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Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
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That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes…
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All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us…
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Kittens will make your sad go away
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John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the…
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You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
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Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most…
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And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and…
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At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John…
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I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under…
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No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that…
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Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
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I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my…
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I had to grow the hair down there. But because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn't…
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Blondes do have more fun. But sometimes I look in the mirror and still feel like I'm wearing a wig.
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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that…
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I just want to say, that if Jesus were alive, what would he be doing? Well, he would probably be accepting and…
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Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.
— Kate Mara
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To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away.
— Lord Buckley
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