Wife Said Quotes
11 Wife Said quotes by 10 unique authors
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My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof…
— Bob Monkhouse
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At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as…
— David Henry
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I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?'…
— Bon Scott
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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but…
— Frank Carson
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My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums.…
— Milton Berle
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Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players their cards. Well,…
— Tie Domi
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A man may be capable, as Jack Ketch's wife said of his servant, of a plain piece of work, a bare hanging; but to makea…
— John Dryden
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Laid-back? My wife said that? Well, I guess I am. It takes a lot to get me riled.
— Liam Neeson
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does it…
— Robert Schimmel
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got…
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Wife Said Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 11 Wife Said Quotes as follows: