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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. — Yogi Berra
The definition of genius is that it acts unconsciously, and those who have produced immortal works have done so without knowing how or why. — William Hazlitt
And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning… — George Carlin
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side? — George Carlin
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff? — George Carlin
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be… — George Carlin
Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and… — George Carlin
You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had… — George Carlin
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,… — Dane Cook
I think it's very important for the American president to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I… — George W. Bush
Man is not only a contributory creature, but a total creature; he does not only make one, but he is all; he is not a… — John Donne
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? — Cynthia Heimel
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? — Milton Berle
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? — Groucho Marx
If you want to know why your people are not performing well, step up to the mirror and take a peek. — Ken Blanchard
I can't turn around without hearing about some 'civil rights advance'! White people seem to think the black ought to be shouting 'hallelujah'! Four hundred… — Malcolm X
It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give a really unbiased opinion, which is no doubt the reason why… — Oscar Wilde
Why do men seek honour? Surely in order to confirm the favorable opinion they have formed of themselves. — Aristotle
[The woman] paused and seemed to take a deep breath. 'You see,' she declared. 'I am Tom Mallow's aunt.' Catherine's first instinct was to burst… — Barbara Pym

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