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Why Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.
- I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.
- There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.
- And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is…
- Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them.…
- If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.
- I think I work much harder on the children's books. I suppose I enjoy that. I find it interesting that although there are more than…
- Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and…
- Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
- Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't…
- But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
- The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough to look strange…
- They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I…
- That's a nice song,' said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. It's an old soldiers' song,' he…
- Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
- Any sensible ruler would have killed off Leonard, and Lord Vetinari was extremely sensible and often wondered why he had not done so. He'd decided…
- Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT…
- The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around…
- They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners…
- They were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the job of looking…
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- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin