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• Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let…
• School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.
• My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
• Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
• Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
• Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer
• never underestimate your dumbness!!
• I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons…
• The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art…
• This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with…
• Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent…
• Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of…

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