Jim Benton Quotes
- Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your…
- School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.
- My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
- Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
- Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
- Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer
- never underestimate your dumbness!!
- I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.
- The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.
- This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the…
- Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic…
- Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant…
- He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
- I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is…
- I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding…
- How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.