Whipped Quotes

126 Whipped quotes by 114 unique authors

If the workers are organized, all they have to do is to put their hands in their pockets and they have got the capitalist class… — Bill Haywood
Having whipped single women into high marital panic-or "nuptialitis," as one columnist called it- the press hastened to soothe fretted brows with conjugal tonic. — Susan Faludi
I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea. — Doug Davidson
Suffice it to say, during the whole long day I came not to the conclusion, even once, that the southern slave, fed, clothed, whipped and… — Solomon Northup
Experience proves that those are oftenest abused who can be abused with the greatest impunity. Men are whipped oftenest who are whipped easiest. — Frederick Douglass
Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will… — Tina Fey
I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream. — Walt Disney
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.… — Dave Barry
If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel. — Ron Fournier
Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped. — Loretta Lynn
You campaigned against rich people and you got enough envy whipped up in the country and you're gonna get 'em. You're gonna stick it to… — Rand Paul
In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky granddad whom Republicans… — James Wolcott
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? — Steven Wright
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled… — Frank Zappa
When a man is in love, jealous, and just whipped by the Inquisition, he is no longer himself. — Voltaire
I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His… — Benjamin Franklin
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when… — Sarah Vowell
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were… — Katherine Mansfield
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen… — Roald Dahl
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day… — Harry Crews
He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was....... — Louis L'Amour
I imagine that the goddess of Love has come down from Olympus to visit a mortal. So as not to die of cold in this… — Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnson’s… — Spider Robinson
Nobody should be whipped. Remember that, once and for all. Neither man nor animal can be influenced by anything but suggestion. — Mikhail Bulgakov
Be With Me In The Phases Of My Work Because My Brain Feels Like It Has Been Whipped And I Yearn To Make A Small… — Leonard Cohen

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