Whenever Quotes

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Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side. — Edwin P Whipple
Friendship is a horizon -- which expands whenever we approach it. — Unknown Author
Whenever books are burned, sooner or later men also are burned. — Hermann Hesse
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex. — Bill Maher
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their… — Unknown Author
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash
I've been relying very heavily on my instincts as of late, and my songwriting has come to depend on my ability to surrender to the… — Christine Anderson
Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT. — Unknown Author
Consider the vice president, George Bush, a man so bedeviled by bladder problems that he managed, for the last eight years, to be in the… — Barbara Ehrenreich
Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one — Harry S. Truman
Whenever you read therefore in the Bible, you have to find out what it's there for. — Unknown Author
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always… — Joseph P. Kennedy
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary — Oscar Wilde
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney. — Steven Wright
A man once asked Diogenes what was the proper time for supper, and he made answer, If you are a rich man, whenever you please;… — Diogenes
Whenever there were parties, I wasn't invited because I began to be like that character. In a way, that contributed to the success of the… — F. Murray Abraham
Owing to the fact that leaders in the women's groups made a point of serving on the jury here whenever they were called, we have… — Unknown Author
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. — Mae West
So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance… — Duane G. Carey
I believe without exception that theory follows practice. Whenever there is a conflict between theory and practice, theory is wrong. As far as I'm concerned,… — David Baker

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