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• A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
• So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go…
• Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's…
• When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
• I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
• The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
• My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
• The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
• Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
• You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
• Love is the heart of the soul.
• You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

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