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• Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.
• Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do…
• The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes…
• The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a…
• A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
• If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
• Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same…
• Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
• Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down…
• Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were…
• Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't…
• The maplewood flat-finished Martin had represented the most outrageous luxury in her life when she bought it in 1971 for four hundred…

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