Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1377 authors

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her! — Regina
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor,… — Peter Griffin
I aint weird your just a faggot, same on him. — Tyler The Creator
Cuz I just see my ex-girl standin with my next girl standin with the girl that I'm fuck right now... nd shit can get weird… — Drake
Cuz I just see my ex-girl standin with my next girl standin with the girl that I'm f**** right now nd sh*t can get weird… — Drake
Imma keep being that weird fucking fag, and have a really good time doing it. — Adam Lambert
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts! — John Cena
After the show, Micheal Cole is going to chase after some boy bands. Tazz, you need to calm down your man. He's got those weird… — John Cena
- Cause I Just See My Ex Girl Standing But My Next Girl Standing By The Girl that Im Fcking Right Now Shit Can Get… — Drake
- Cause I Just See My Ex Girl Standing By My Next Girl Standing By The Girl that Im Fcking Right Now Shit Can Get… — Drake
It's weird that whatever else is on your mind, whether it's the downfall of global economics or terrible environmental troubles, the thing that always gets… — Chris Martin
You know, it's weird how you still love the person, you just stop needing them the way you used to. — Dawsons Creek
You know how when someone asks why your so weird you dont know what to say. Say ''Now youve got a problem cuz your just… — Baylie Benton
Why do airplanes smell so weird? — Miley Cyrus
Isn't weird just an ugly word for different? — James Santinello
Every ones different, I'm country, ur gagsta, and ur just weird so what were all different who cares — Samantha Palmer
Its OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude. — Lady Gaga
Every one is weird in there own way,its the normal people that are freaks. — Ozeke Swain
I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying. — Kourtney Kardashian

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