Weird Quotes

2043 Weird quotes by 1337 unique authors

The pressures of society are getting to your brain and forcing you to act weird. — The Kinks
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top
Cuz I just see my ex girl, standin with my next girl, standin with the girl that I'm fuckin right now, and shit could get… — Drake
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I,… — Nick Swardson
Its funny now, like trying to socialize with people. Theres this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird. — Robert Pattinson
Its weird, I think Ive become a little less mal-coordinated in the last couple of years. Im doing Water for Elephants now which theres quite… — Robert Pattinson
Usually I come in and sit down at roundtables in America and they look at me like 'what is wrong with you?' Just because I… — Kristen Stewart
This weird thing happens when you're in a movie that has some level of success. People start offering you all kinds of things, and they… — Kristen Stewart
Acting is such a personal thing, which is weird because at the same time it's not. It's for the consumption of other people. But in… — Kristen Stewart
I steal them from pho-fro-frodo shoots, Yeah, I shoot only Lord of the Rings promos, it's this weird side hobby. Frodo, have you ever noticed?… — Ryan Ross
How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members of the family, and yet other animals we label food… — Gabe Saporta
I don't think we care anymore about what we're gonna do. We're just gonna be our own band and we're not gonna pretend to be… — Patrick Stump
There was a weird moment whereI was still a drummer, I always saw myself as a drummerand we got nominated for a Grammy, that was… — Patrick Stump
Reich and John Cage were pretty big influences on this record Folie A Deux in weird ways in that you wouldn't necessarily hear any of… — Patrick Stump
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover
Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in. — Homer Simpson
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the… — Bo Burnham
I'll come in the kitchen sometimes. I dont know..Lauren & LO they're always upstairs and then I'm always in the back so...I dunno it just… — Audrina Patridge
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and… — Raoul Duke

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