Weird Quotes

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You know, I'm fifty-two now and I call myself a singer. Before I kick it I want to be able to carry a tune in… — Iggy Pop
In a weird way, itâ€™s kind of a relief to think, â€˜Oh, I know Iâ€™m not that young sort of pretty thing anymore.â€™ Itâ€™s quite… — Jude Law
It's weird, I actually like doing interviews now. — Noah Wyle
I really like Shakespeare a lot. The characters that he writes for females, I think, are really great and a lot more compelling than what… — Julia Stiles
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes.… — Cheryl Hines
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up… — Karl Pilkington
How weird it was to drive streets I knew so well. What a different perspective. — Suzanne Vega
I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart… — Amy Poehler
I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one… — Kristen Stewart
I'm particularly weird because I don't even like being looked at. — Kristen Stewart
A great amount of good is always evened out by a great amount of bad. I find it's best to acknowledge that weird balance. — Garrett Hedlund
I wouldn't want to forget anything, even the weird stuff and the bad stuff. It makes you who you are. — Amber Benson
I knew I was weird by the time I was four. I knew I wasn't like other boys. I knew I was more fearful. I… — Robert Crumb
My actual intake of different substances was far below what people thought it was, no matter how weird or outrageous they think I am — Peter Fonda
I had a weird situation were someone used my name to extort money from a woman. He took her for 60 or 80 thousand dollars.… — Michael Biehn
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can… — Billy Crystal
I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently. — Joely Fisher
It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they… — Ron Livingston
It feels like a rash. It suddenly seems like I've got a contagion of diseases, I mean awards. But it's nice, it's a nice feeling.… — Helena Bonham Carter
I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several… — Creed Bratton

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