Weird Quotes

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My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And I had, like,… — Jennifer Lawrence
I had to have running training because I'm not a very good runner. I run weird. The hardest stunt is probably basic running. And trying… — Jennifer Lawrence
We do not wait for inspiration. We work because we've jolly well got to. But when all is said and done, we toil at this… — Ngaio Marsh
We had to sit in this courtroom in Reno for six weeks. It was like Disneyworld. We had no idea what a subliminal message was… — Rob Halford
Every freak has a mother. When I met Marilyn Manson I was struck by how nice he was. People are rarely as weird as you… — Boy George
If you grow up in a WEIRD society, you become so well educated in the ethic of autonomy that you can detect oppression and inequality… — Jonathan Haidt
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them. — Anthony Jeselnik
I feel the sexiest when I'm by myself, walking around nude. I have this new obsession with nudity, it's really weird. It may sound weird,… — Ciara
Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final. — Hunter S. Thompson
We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're dazed and confused. The only ones left with any confidence… — Hunter S. Thompson
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some… — Don Van Vliet
I like the really human sides of people. To meet them and see that theyre complicated and weird or shy or any of those things… — Elizabeth Peyton
I call myself a feminist when people ask me if I am, and of course I am 'cause it's about equality, so I hope everyone… — Ellen Page
In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. — Damon Albarn
In oddball places, the electric guitar has been taken as an almost alien object - this weird, six-stringed instrument that fell down to earth and… — Ry Cooder
There was mass hysteria in the Chess Recording Studio when I did the "Shapes of Things" solo ... they weren't expecting it, and it was… — Jeff Beck
You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up… — Brian Regan
Isnâ€™t that weird, weâ€™ve made nature against the law. Thatâ€™s how un-natural weâ€™ve become. — Bill Hicks
I'm always nervous. If I wasn't nervous, it would be weird. I get the same feeling at all the big races. It's part of the… — Allyson Felix
You know sometimes I just want to curl up on stage and lie there for a while - it's weird. — Michael Hutchence

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