Week Quotes

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John Hammons, a 19 year-old freshman at the University of Oklahoma, became the mayor of Muskogee this week, when he was the last person in… — Seth Meyers
A Swiss man this week successfully tested a new device he built which is a retractable wing with four jet engines strapped to his back.… — Seth Meyers
Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test. — Seth Meyers
This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret… — Seth Meyers
American Airlines on Wednesday canceled 2400 flights this week stranding 150,000 travelers as it inspected the wiring on some of its jets. Said one relieved… — Seth Meyers
In anticipation of Pope Benedict's trip to New York next week, t-shirts, mugs, posters and Pope bobblehead dolls are going on sale all over the… — Seth Meyers
It was reported this week that Luciano Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance at the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics because the bitter cold made it impossible… — Seth Meyers
It was reported this week that director Roman Polanski's arrest on unlawful sex charges came as he arrived in Switzerland where he was to attend… — Seth Meyers
A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night at… — Seth Meyers
If you do television, and it's great, it's the best job there is. Every week it's another opportunity to really make that work and figure… — Joan Cusack
I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The… — Paul Pierce
The President's message is to all Americans. It's important for all Americans to remember the traditions of our country that make us so strong and… — Ari Fleischer
Reporters covering Bushs second term, under pressure from editors not to use unnamed sources in their stories, started asking their sources if a background quote,… — Ari Fleischer
Tomorrow is the one day we all love to hate... MONDAY! — Robert Escalante
We make television for a British audience and it's still amazing to me that most countries in the world have my fat face beamed into… — Ricky Gervais
Is painting all the stones in my garden white, ready for my snowball fight next week with the kids next door :) — Arjun Loveable
I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long... — Jerett Parker
A female that got self respect for herself is the one that know how to keep a man.. because they know how to make a… — Unknown Author
A good way to find out if somebody is lying is to ask them a question and ask them the same question a week later. — Bryan Burden
Love defined by : A 5 year old Girl -Love is when he takes my chocolates and comes back with its wrapper A 10 year… — Arashi

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