Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really… — Jack Handey
When death comes, we take off our clothes and gather everything we left behind: what is dark, broken, touched with shame. When Death demands we… — Linda Gregg
So many creeds like the weeds in the sod - so many temples, and only one God. — Frank Lebby Stanton
When you go for a walk, take seeds with you, poppies, rainbow chard, rocket. Plant them among the weeds in patches of wasteland. See what… — Tom Hodgkinson
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend... — Ben Harper
Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than… — The Notorious B.I.G.
Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint — Tom Petty
I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in… — Lloyd Banks
I'm so high, it's so lonely up here — Gucci Mane
Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun ooohh… — Unknown Author
I'm in love with mary jane. she's my main thing. she makes me feel alright. she makes my heart sing. and when I'm feeling low,… — Rick James
Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy saved When the… — Aceyalone
Now Listen You know I work so hard, all day long Everything I try to do, Seem to always turn out wrong That's why I… — Ray Charles
Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts — Unknown Author
Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke — The Notorious B.I.G.
Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find… — DJ Quik
Less than the dust beneath thy chariot wheel, less than the weed that grows beside thy door. — Adela Florence Nicolson
In Mallrats, you pretty much don't see him sell any weed, really. I don't consider him a big dealer. — Jason Mewes
Once you go inside and weed through the muck, you will find the real beauty, the truth about yourself. — Lindsay Wagner
Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't… — Jason Mewes

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