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• It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was…
• At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs…
• Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't…
• Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't…
• Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal…
• You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.
• If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.
• My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think…

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