Weasels Quotes

56 Weasels quotes by 45 unique authors

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. — W.C. Fields
Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet: Methinks it… — William Shakespeare
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. — Matt Groening
There is such a thing as the poetry of a mistake, and when you say, "Mistakes were made," you deprive an action of its poetry,… — Charles Baxter
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. — Steven Wright
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes… — Daniel Handler
Be good now, Potty...Weasel King... — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it by accident. It… — Sloane Crosley
I therefore invite you all," Mr Fox went on, 'to stay here with me for ever.' For ever!' they cried. 'My goodness! How marvellous!' And… — Roald Dahl
Lucky Charms?” I asked. “Magically delicious,” he explained. “Requisite for any sort of building project.” I shook my head, still amazed at how he had… — Richelle Mead
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing… — Warren Ellis
I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat." -pg.170- — Cassandra Clare
When the cold comes to New England it arrives in sheets of sleet and ice. In December, the wind wraps itself around bare trees and… — Alice Hoffman
Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I like 'pencil-necked weasel'. It has 'pencil' in it. Pencils are good things. You can draw or write things with pencils. I think it's what… — Neil Gaiman
Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. — George R. R. Martin
The coast's a jungle of Moors, Turks, Jews, renegades from all over Europe, sitting in palaces built from the sale of Christian slaves. There are… — Dorothy Dunnett
Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him! — Rachel Caine
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing… — William S. Burroughs
Nothing out of the ordinary ever occurs to me when I'm by myself. But you attract duels, ambushes, immortal enemies, obscure creatures such as the… — Christopher Paolini
We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I… — Rick Riordan
Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel… — George R. R. Martin
Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels. — Rick Riordan
You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?" Leo shrugged. "Oh, just another brilliant plan by Leo Valdez.… — Rick Riordan
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. — Rick Riordan

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