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• All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.
• I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.
• I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very…
• Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"…
• It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask…
• I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when…
• He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with…
• So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed…
• Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in…
• The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
• Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a dancing, headless…
• Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my…

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