Washington Quotes
1320 Washington quotes by 849 unique authors
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those…
— David Cross
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So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes…
— Stephen Colbert
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If Washington is a two-party town, why can't Hollywood be one too?
— Jon Voight
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Very big business is in bed with very big government in Washington, and has more to do with what the average person sees, hears and…
— Dan Rather
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If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read…
— George Will
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I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him.…
— Chevy Chase
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If I’m a young black man in South Central L.A., where poverty is rampant and unemployment is skyrocketing, I see that Washington’s promises of a…
— Bryant Gumbel
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In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
— Milton Berle
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If Washington continues to fumble issues like taking care of the debt, getting the troops home, and rebuilding our economy, my wife and I may…
— Joe Scarborough
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Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.
— Joe Scarborough
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You can't have the legislative and executive branch working in a parallel universe...the partisanship that has gripped Washington has prevented us from dealing with the…
— Olympia Snowe
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The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister,…
— Jay Leno
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General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
— Jay Leno
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The problem we have right now in Washington is we don't have the face of a leader.
— Rob Reiner
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Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name…
— Christopher Hitchens
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Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading…
— Alice Cooper
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Outside Ted (Washington) and Bobby (Hamilton), nobody was familiar with (the 3-4),
— Warren Sapp
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I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach
— Jon Gruden
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The Israeli puppeteer travels to Washington and meets with the puppet in the White House. He then goes down Pennsylvania Avenue and meets with the…
— Ralph Nader
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According to Washington insiders, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan could be the next official to leave the Bush administration. McClellan says he'd like to…
— Amy Poehler
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