Wallets Quotes

113 quotes by 105 authors

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you… — Max Lucado
My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that… — Guy Gavriel Kay
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. — David Sheff
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for… — David Sedaris
Iâ€™ve tried that. Iâ€™ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.… — Truman Capote
There is no way Iâ€™m going out in public like this!â€ It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been out… — Jeaniene Frost
How'd you get in here?" She raised her eyebrows. â€œYou pick pockets.â€ Kat watched his hand fly to his back pocket. â€œI can pick locks.… — Ally Carter
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee… — Augusten Burroughs
I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet from my back… — Chetan Bhagat
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyoneâ€™s wallets. — Terry Pratchett
He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet. — Suzanne Brockmann
Our culture has filled our heads but emptied our hearts, stuffed our wallets but starved our wonder. It has fed our thirst for facts but… — Peter Kreeft
The human reached inside Wrathâ€™s jacket and started pulling out weapons. Three throwing stars, a switchblade, a handgun, a length of chain. â€œJesus Christ,â€ the… — J R Ward
So Iâ€™m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling
His mindâ€™s always on something else. Heâ€™d live in a ratty cardigan, and heâ€™s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can… — Nora Roberts
The Superclass tries to promote its values. Ordinary people complain of divine injustice, they envy power, and it pains them to see others having fun.… — Paulo Coelho
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and… — Patton Oswalt
We hear a lot about identity theft when someone takes your wallet and pretends to be you and uses your credit cards. But the more… — Stephen Covey
Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin does not amaze… — Lionel Shriver
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne

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