Best Waiter Lines

150 Waiter quotes by 130 unique authors

If youre facing problems in life, be a waiter not a quitter, play it better not bitter, because sooner or later you will find the… — RBUENDIA
If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, SHIVERING MADAM. — Liam Foster
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we… — Mako
If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter — Lil Wayne
Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator. Now or laters,… — J. Cole
What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding! says a bridesmaid to a waiter. And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor… — Panic At The Disco
Dark ass shades I could see them haters now eat this fucking bullets dont forget to tip the waiter — Lil Wayne
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman
Hit the trap, stay down watch the pape.r Wake up Boomin out da house and J askin for a Waiter. — OJ Da Juiceman
Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to… — Unknown Author
If you REALLY want to know how a guy will treat you, look at how he treats his mom, sister, grandma, boss, and waiter. — Cynthia Silva
Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I… — Don Raj
One day you're filling out applications to be a waiter, and the next you're nominated for an Oscar. This business is crazy. — Alec Baldwin
What's the damage waiter? Financially or medically? — Robert D Dangoor
I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So, I had a… — Michael Ealy
The preacher is not a chef; he's a waiter. God doesn't want you to make the meal; He just wants you to deliver it to… — John Macarthur
Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out. — Rachel Green
I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter. — Lil Wayne
A person who is nice to you, but is not nice to the waiter, is not a nice person — Aly Johnson
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? — Azgraybebly Joslan
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table. — Yonem
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him an asshole when… — Nikhil Saluja

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