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150 Waiter quotes by 130 unique authors

A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with the bottom bread… — Jennifer Egan
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters. — A. Lee Martinez
I'm here," she said, skidding to a stop. "Can we go now?" Sebastian insisted on helping her on with the coat. "I don't think anyone's… — Cassandra Clare
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a barbarian). — Rick Riordan
Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel said. — Libba Bray
Rhoda comes now, having slipped in while we were not looking. She must have made a tortuous course, taking cover now behind a waiter, now… — Virginia Woolf
I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as far as I’m… — Anthony Bourdain
When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it… — Daniel Handler
Worship is first and foremost a feasting on all that God is for us in Jesus... [One] in which God is the host, the cook,… — Sam Storms
The way we treat people we think can't help or hurt us - like housekeepers, waiters, and secretaries - tells more about our character than… — Michael Josephson
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost
Fortunately, I never had to do the waiter thing. When I got out of college, I immediately started to teach acting. One of the first… — Unknown Author
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. — Austin Butler
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on… — Daymond John
I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year. — Tom Douglas
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers, and a laserquest… — Richard Armitage
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman
I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter. — Sally Schneider
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day. — Robert Herjavec
I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would have been great… — Peter Mayle
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;… — Rock4u
Oh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to… — Panic At The Disco
A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, Bring The Syllabus — Troublemaker
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them… — Troublemaker
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?… — Chloe

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