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Violin Quotes by Daniel Handler
- There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.
- Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you…
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
More Violin Quotes
- Fundamentally I feel that there is as much difference between the stage and the films as between a piano and a violin.… — Ethel Barrymore
- To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin… — J. B. Priestley
- The camera for an artist is just another tool. It is no more mechanical than a violin if you analyze it. Beyond… — Brett Weston
- At the age of nine, playing the violin at school, and then onto the mandolin. — Noel Redding
- It is sweet to dance to violins When love and life are fair: To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes Is… — Oscar Wilde
- It is not necessary that everyone in this world gets to spend their lives with the one they love...but it is necessary… — Ritu Ghatourey
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac
- It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that… — Honore de Balzac