Viagra Quotes

39 Viagra quotes by 33 unique authors

All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours to… — Glenn Huskey
I tried Viagra once. All it did was make me taller. — Rock Cowles
Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with a… — Green Monk
I been thru it all, the fails the falls, I'm like niagra but I got right back up like viagra — Lil Wayne
Taylor Gang or do push ups after 3 viagra — Taylor Gang
Your love is like viagra it stay growing — Unknown Author
It's late ... good night friends ... taken a Viagra ... so I don't fall out of bed . — Unknown Author
Love is chinashop,sex is bull,viagra is red rag — Unknown Author
Last year, my agent rang me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal. It's to be the face of Viagra.' And I just… — Simon Cowell
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2
Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life... — Nikhil Saluja
PHARMACY NOTIFICATION as of JULY 2013 viagra will only be available under its chemical name.Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN — Nikhil Saluja
If God Was A Woman.... Viagra becomes an over the counter drug. — Nikhil Saluja

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