Vampire Quotes

790 quotes by 304 authors

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldnâ€™t even be rude to evil vampires whoâ€™d caged her boyfriend and were… — Rachel Caine
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey
Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular. — Laurell K. Hamilton
The battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time. — Richelle Mead
You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is… — Kami Garcia
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton
Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton
Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his prey,… — Mary Ann Shaffer
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No,… — Kiersten White
Let the flesh instruct the mind. — Anne Rice
Death and blood didnâ€™t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference. — Kim Harrison
Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered. — Richelle Mead
May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course… — Charlaine Harris
You see something you like? — Richelle Mead
Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire. — Stephenie Meyer
Vampire? Such a provocative word, wrapped in too many clichÃ©s and girly novels. — Matt Haig
I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And thatâ€™s just my… — Rachel Caine
VAMPIRES I see things you can't see WEREWOLVES I find things that hunt you FAERIES I am your protector SHAPESHIFTERS But even I can't protect… — Kiersten White
I don't have anything against God. Far from it. But I don't understand Him. And I don't trust a lot of the people that go… — Jim Butcher
The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. — Joss Whedon

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