Vampire Quotes

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The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. — Adam Rex
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle. — Heather Brewer
And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?â€ â€œThat's… — Stephenie Meyer
Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? — Katie MacAlister
It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery… — Jeaniene Frost
â€ŽShould we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for… — Charlaine Harris
Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed. — Rachel Caine
Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl,… — Rachel Caine
And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked,… — Cassandra Clare
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires. — Jeaniene Frost
That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said. — Jeaniene Frost
I felt like - like I don't know what. Like this wasn't real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead… — Stephenie Meyer
Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE" "I had no choice" said Will " He was choking… — Cassandra Clare
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer
The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs? -Clary, pg.266- — Cassandra Clare
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie.… — Cassandra Clare
So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it? — Kami Garcia
You seem a lot like me," he said. "You don't gawk at me like I'm a freak." "I'll kick anyone who does." "I think you… — Ellen Schreiber
You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames. — Elizabeth Bear

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