Best Valentine 's Day Sayings

135 Valentine 's Day quotes by 109 unique authors

Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there's love in my heart or I'm feeling particularly good, the food… — Todd English
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook
Since love is a magic, Valentine's Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's heart! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible. — Mary Anne Radmacher
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day.… — Vince Vaughn
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. — Milton Berle
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the… — Milton Berle
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. — Milton Berle
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. — Milton Berle
I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So… — Sarah Hyland
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words… — Leopold Fechtner
Although the traditional focus of Valentine's Day is on women and the gifts they desire, this survey found that not only do men like to… — Christopher Parsons
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman
Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to be still...nobody else… — Emily Dickinson
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget… — David Letterman
Be it Valentine's Day, Father's Day or Mother's Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn't hold any special relevance… — Randeep Hooda

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