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- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black
- The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year.… — Lewis Black
- I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. — Susie Bright
- I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell
- I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about… — Julia Child
- The best smell in the world is that man that you love. — Jennifer Aniston
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart