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Vacation Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel
- Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be clearing…
- The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush…
More Vacation Quotes
- The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. — Saint Augustine
- It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery, but what a savage and beautiful country lies in between. — Diane Ackerman
- I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm… — Scott Adams
- Build traditions of family vacations and trips and outings. These memories will never be forgotten by your children. — Ezra Taft Benson
- Laughter is an instant vacation. — Milton Berle
- The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people… — Jeff Bezos
- I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and… — Lewis Black
- On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies,… — Erma Bombeck
- I learned a long time ago that trying to micromanage the perfect vacation is always a disaster. That leads to terrible times. — Anthony Bourdain
- Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through. — Anthony Bourdain
- My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do. — Nick Cannon
- L.A. is a vortex. The weather there tricks you into thinking you're on vacation, even when you're working fourteen hours a day. — Julian Casablancas