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• I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.…
• I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
• My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
• I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can…
• She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
• Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his…
• All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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