Usa Today Quotes

21 Usa Today quotes by 16 unique authors

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is… — Stephen Colbert
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? — Stephen Colbert
According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top… — Jay Leno
The week before the (US Open) I gave a few interviews for CNN, USA Network, New York Times, USA Today and Sports Illustrated which had… — Roger Federer
These were highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that… — Rush Limbaugh
There will be over 3,500 killed in USA today from abortion. No flags lowered, no presidents crying. No media hyperventilating. Normal day, — Matt Drudge
It says something about this new global economy that USA Today now reports every morning on the day's events in Asian markets. — Lawrence Summers
The largest newspaper in the United States is only reaching 1 percent of population. We are kind of assuming that 'Wall Street Journal,' 'USA Today,'… — Yuri Milner
In the New York Times, you're going to get completely different information than you would in the USA Today. — Tabitha Soren
I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month.… — Augusten Burroughs
There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a… — Conan O'Brien
USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more… — Jay Leno
People read the papers not in the hopes of learning something new, but in the expectation of being told what they already know. This is… — Roger Ebert
I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really… — Jim Gaffigan
According to USA today, the average length of an attention span of a man in America is 23 minutes. — Robert Fripp
I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. — Jimmy Fallon
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision… — Jimmy Fallon
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. — David Letterman
All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the most part you're… — Jason Reitman
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is… — Stephen Colbert

Who Wrote These Usa Today Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 21 Usa Today Quotes as follows: