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Chauncey Depew has 19 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.
• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
• It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim…
• The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.
• If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.
• "What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."
• Blot out from the page of history the names of all the great actors of his time in the drama of nations,…
• As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
• It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.
• My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation. . . A public banquet, if eaten with thought…
• There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred of them good ones.
• A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument.

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