Unicorn Quotes

133 Unicorn quotes by 99 unique authors

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine. — Neil Gaiman
What about me?” Frances asked. “The butler,” Harriet replied without even a second of hesitation. Frances’s mouth immediately opened to protest. “No, no,” Harriet said.… — Julia Quinn
Have you seen Frances?” He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooting about in the bushes.” Anne followed his gaze uneasily.… — Julia Quinn
Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?"… — Derek Landy
Have you seen a unicorn in the woods?" "I imagine that's next," Jared muttered. "Right," said Holly. "Well. If the unicorn is pink, about two… — Sarah Rees Brennan
So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores… — Ilona Andrews
Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn — Mira Grant
When we started Appaloosa, we were going to name it Pegasus because everyone was using Greek names. We filed the name. We paid $300, and… — David Tepper
Respect can be as elusive as the unicorn. I know something of this because I write books that are set in the Middle Ages, and… — Sharon Kay Penman
The prince is very brave, to love a unicorn. A cat can appreciate valiant absurdity. — Peter S. Beagle
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
Finding a perfect boyfriend is like searching for a unicorn. — Unknown Author
Unicorns are soo magical! SO IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! They poop out rainbows!! But you make everyone smile! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO AWESOME! I'M SO SUPER HAPPY THAT… — Jasmine
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn. — Babloo
If all else fails, sit back and relax. Now slowly close your eyes and imagine me riding a magical unicorn with rubber ducky shoes bumping… — Rexon Wilson
Even though we let life get the best of us you can always think about a unicorn because they have magical powers we also hold… — Regina
I want a pony..no a unicorn ...no no I want to fly with the birds...no no no I want to swim with the dolphins......I WANT… — Kayla
Wishing that person would talk to you is like wishing for a magical unicorn.. isn't going to come true. — Wendy Graham
Unicorns are real! Just most of them are big, fat, and gray, also like to be called rhinos — No Idea
You are so beautiful and so awkward it's like watching a unicorn run into a window screen — Patience
Pimps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion… — Lupe Fiasco
First born unicorn — Red Hot Chili Peppers
It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul — Pineapple Express
See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been… — Voldemort
Buy me a unicorn. and you will live. get me a sandwich and I will love you forever. — Luuluu

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