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John Mayer has 117 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you…
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Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
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People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the…
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You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color…
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
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Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
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I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
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Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the…
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My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say…
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I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach,…
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Futuristic handgun. If you act foul you get two shots and 1.
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